You know you have become a bit of a stereotype when…
ONE: You get mad at Target for not opening until 8 when your kids have been up since 6 and you know trying some new makeup will be a great way to start the day.
TWO: You get mad at the mall for not opening their free kids play area until 10. You tell your kids to sit still for 20 minutes so you can go into “beauty isle coma” and then your toddler’s little heart is crushed when you have to go back to you car after only being able to gimps the play area.
But anyway, back to target, I don’t know what Target does to make itself so alluring but it’s like catnip for housewives. It’s weird. And ingenious.